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“Progress is unstoppable. It is a drumbeat to which we must all march. Technology helps and good ideas spread – these are two lows of nature. If you don’t let technology help you, if you resist good ideas, you condemn yourself to dinosaurhood!”  — Yann Martel, Life of Pi

“Progress is unstoppable. It is a drumbeat to which we must all march. Technology helps and good ideas spread – these are two lows of nature. If you don’t let technology help you, if you resist good ideas, you condemn yourself to dinosaurhood!”
— Yann Martel, Life of Pi

“I have lived a great deal among grown-ups. I have seen them intimately, close at hand. And that hasn’t much improved my opinion of them.”  — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

“I have lived a great deal among grown-ups. I have seen them intimately, close at hand. And that hasn’t much improved my opinion of them.”
— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

“Everybody has to feel superior to somebody,” she said. “But it’s customary to present a little proof before you take the privilege.”  — Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s

“Everybody has to feel superior to somebody,” she said. “But it’s customary to present a little proof before you take the privilege.”
— Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s

“Arriving at each new   city, the traveler finds again a past of his that he did not know he had: the foreignness of what you no longer are or no longer possess lies in wait for you in foreign, unpossessed places.”  — Italo Calvino, Invisible  Cities

“Arriving at each new city, the traveler finds again a past of his that he did not know he had: the foreignness of what you no longer are or no longer possess lies in wait for you in foreign, unpossessed places.”
— Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities

“If you deliver an opinion at all, it is mere stupidity not to do it with an air of conviction and well-founded knowledge. You make it your own in uttering it, and naturally get fond of it.”  — George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss

“If you deliver an opinion at all, it is mere stupidity not to do it with an air of conviction and well-founded knowledge. You make it your own in uttering it, and naturally get fond of it.”
— George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss

“Being clever was when you looked at how things were and used the evidence to work out something new.”  — Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

“Being clever was when you looked at how things were and used the evidence to work out something new.”
— Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

“It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.”  — Ian Fleming, Goldfinger

“It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.”
— Ian Fleming, Goldfinger

“I assure you. I have no notion of treating men with such respect. That is the way to spoil them.”  — Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“I assure you. I have no notion of treating men with such respect. That is the way to spoil them.”
— Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”  — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.” 
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers.”  — Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary

“Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers.”
— Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary